The Seffrican term for it is "semigration" the belief that moving to Cape Town is a panacea
I was in the midst of a rather pleasant dream involving an AK-47 and minibus taxi tyres when the incessant trilling of telephone finally penetrated through the fog of sleep.
"Mffff," I mumbled in greeting.
"Kanthan? I want you to listen carefully to me. You must stay in a house, okay? I don't want you staying in a flat."