And I miss you... Like the deserts miss the rain... went the 90s track from Everything But The Girl.
Desert rains also bring chaos. An abundance of rain leads to an abundance of foliage, which encourages breeding of locusts.
These have wreaked havoc around the Horn of Africa.
A "small" swarm contains about 40 million insects, and they can eat as much food in a day as 35 000 people.
Ever stop to observe the behaviour of vehicles entering a shopping center parking lot?
They will generally circle close to the entrance of the shop they want to go to. Frequently, they will stop in a row, hazards flashing, waiting for someone to leave their space.
Eventually, when someone does leave and another vehicle approaches from the other side, our driver waiting for the parking space will furiously flash lights or honk or wave or all of the above.
Here's my strategy for parking lots: I will generally grab the first unoccupied parking I find.
Whenever I watch "Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade", I'm filled with longing for the majestic beauty of airships.
Three times longer and twice as tall as a 747 – to put that in perspective, the Hindenburg class machine was as long as the Empire State Building is tall – these magnificent machines had 25 cabins (yes, cabins) holding two passengers each, a dining room, a passenger lounge with a piano, a writing room, a smoking room.
"Have you got any butter?" I asked the barista at the Slow XS Lounge in Lanseria. He had just passed me a double espresso. "Sure," he said, and passed me a couple of single serve tubs. He then watched in fascination as I tipped both into the espresso.
"I bet you've never seen this before," I said. He shook his head slowly.
"Is that Bullet Coffee?" asked the woman in line behind me. "Sort of a poor man's version," I said.
"Why?" asked the barista.
"It stops you getting hungry," said the woman. "Exactly," said I.
Yesterday, I said there are three very simple things President Ramaphosa can do today that will immediately give an uptick to our economy:
Here's what he said in the State of the Nation address:
There are three very simple things President Ramaphosa can do today that will immediately give an uptick to our economy:
That's it.
I could ask for an end to EWC, NHI, cadre deployment, PIC stealing workers' pensions, but I've learned to lower my expectations.
When the Gauteng Freeway Improvement Project trotted out the new interchange at the intersection of the N1 and William Nicol, there were many oohs and aahs around how beautiful it was.
Actually, it's stupid. It is responsible for creating what is possibly the single biggest logjam on the road from Cape Town to Beit Bridge.
Here's the problem: Any intersection with traffic lights can only allow cars to pass through as lomg as the light is green.
(Minibus taxis have their own rules. We're not talking about them.)
I found out this morning that "Mad Mike" Hoare had passed away on 2 February, aged 100.
In October 2018, German Chancellor Merkel announced that she would not be standing for reelection as leader of her party, the Christian Democratic Union.
In the December election that followed, Merkel's protégé, Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, (Germany's current Minister of Defence) was elected leader of the CDU by a narrow margin.
Today, CDU insiders have confirmed Kramp-Karrenbauer will be resigning her position as CDU leader this year and will not put her name forward to take over as chancellor in the 2021 federal election.
Why does this matter?
There's a pile of books on my bedside table in various stages of being read; ditto the guest bathroom at my home which doubles as my personal reading room every so often.
But you will still find me prowling second hand bookshops looking for things that pique my curiosity. This is how I acquired some of David Bullard's "Out To Lunch" compilations which are long out of print.
Second hand bookshops are doomed to extinction in my country because of aliteracy – unwillingness to read even though one is able to do so.
